Top 10 Alodia Facts

1. Alodia spelled backwards is aIDOLa.
2. There is already an ongoing patent application for Alodia's trademark pose: the heart hand.
3. Even scrubbed free of makeup and wearing only a cheesecloth, Alodia is still the stuff of every fantard's wet dream.
4. Fantards can fap all they want, but they can never shag Alodia.
5. All you have to do is fall under the categories of an old geezer, wannabe photographers with bad grammar & lecherous sex maniac with a title of "VP for some whatchamacallit Internet organization" in order to get close to the queen of cosplay. You must also have a blog in honor of Her Royal Awesomeness.
6. Only Alodia can turn a wake for a dead relative into a photo op.
7. Alodia is averse to cosplaying on bikinis. But she cosplayed as Amaha Masane from Witchblade with her melons jutting out.
8. Only Alodia needs the protection of a dozen bouncers on steroids in an anime con in case of any assassination attempts.
9. It isn't Alodia's fault that the Chinese online game she endorsed didn't get the mileage it needed. They dressed her up too conservatively.
10. Alodia cosplays as a box from Metal Gear Solid and she will still get mobbed by perverts cosplaying as photographers.